If You Are Resident Of CUMBUM, TN You Get Free Premium Access To Pornhub… Officially Announced!! WTF !!!

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The announcement came from a press release released by Pornhub. As they revealed yesterday, select small towns around the world will receive “free lifetime memberships” to Pornhub Premium, the site’s HD, on-demand streaming service. For once, a good thing will come from living in a town called Cumming, Peninstone, Cumbum. Here’s what Corey Price, the Vice President of Pornhub, said about the adult entertainment site’s promotion.

“With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings. Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes. Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule. To help make residents of these towns prouder of their roots — and the rest of the world a bit envious — we are designating them as ‘Official Pornhub Premium Places’ and supplying them with free lifetime memberships to Pornhub Premium”.

Surprisingly a town in Tamil Nadu is one of them which is getting the premium offer! The site shared the news on their official Twitter account through a promotional video and a tweet: “Do you live in Lower Dicker? If you live in one of those special towns that formerly made you embarrassed to state your location, fret not. They are now part of “Premium Places” and you get FREE access to Pornhub Premium because you deserve it!” Cumbum town in Tamil Nadu is one of these “premium places”.

According to a report by RT, Hairy Hill and Dildo in Canada, French Lick in the US, Penistone, UK and Gay, Russia, are some of the 50 “blessed” destinations that Pornhub has pinned on a map on its website. Gratitude on social media, especially Twitter, knew no bounds.

Think your town stands a chance to be shortlisted too? Let us know the names of your towns in the comments below.

 

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